"There was once a peaceful church in a green park at the northern gate of Osaka. But suddenly, a lot of evil skyscrapers grew up around it and an evil hotel, which would always look old and dead in any period of history, spawned directly underneath the poor church, pushing it upwards off the ground, and now the poor church is firmly kept in captivity by the evil hotel."
Anyway, this hotel's western guests don't need to walk too far to go to the mass on sunday morning...